Whatever you do, don’t steal John’s cardigan. - A
He will attack. Viciously.
M
livingeatingbreathingsherlock asked:
Where there any highlights you remember from Sherlock's teenager years?
I remember due to his adolescent cognitive stage of development, he was a bit confused as to his identity role. So one day, he came home with several jars of honey and bee stings peppered throughout his body. It took weeks of oatmeal baths to make them go away.
M
ask-anthea asked:
I believe it was Tim's birthday, from accounting? Your meeting with the French ambassador is schedule for tomorrow at 9 a.m., just as a reminder, sir. Remember that he is overly affectionate and is likely to kiss your cheeks in greeting. - A
He’s still here? I thought perhaps he died.
Oh, yes. The French. Lovely. Thank you for the reminder.
M
Look, they can play nice. - A
It was because Sherlock was watching he’d bite my head off if I touched his pet.
M
Anonymous asked:
I heard a rumour that either you are pining after DI Lestrade, or vice versa. Confirm/deny?
I’m more curious as to where you heard this rumour.
M
Anonymous asked:
Is John still with that Mary girl?
Last time I checked, they were having issues? I am unsure if they have been resolved or they have split.
I’m sure Sherlock would know. He does make a habit of snooping his John’s life more than I do.
M
Anonymous asked:
Don't mind all the diet jokes everyone makes, you look better in a suit than Sherlock ever could.
Oh, how kind.
Hear that, Sherlock? Do you hear that?
M
ask-sherlock asked:
Stop prank-calling me from your government telephone, for God's sake. - SH
I assure you, I have better activities in mind.
I’ll have a talk with my coworkers.
M
Anonymous asked:
What advice could you give to someone who did really bad in college? I'm having a hard time getting over the fact that I did so bad last semester, and it's not the first semester that I screwed up. I feel like I wasted two years for nothing, even if I did well in some of my classes over those two years. I feel like a waste of time and effort and space.
There’s no need to waste yourself over what happened in the past. There’s no way to change that. What you need to do is jump back up and either continue or redo your semesters. When you make a mistake, fix it. Wallowing will do nothing for you.
M
ask-anthea asked:
What was obvious about the anon's question, sir? The fact I am lovely, we would make a handsome couple, or that to engage in such would be highly unprofessional of us both? Also, there was a birthday in the office and I stole a small piece of cake for you, if you would like. I think you are allowed. - Anthea
Hmm. All of the above?
Unnecessary but kind. Thank you. Whose birthday was it?
M
Summer of last year, I had brought Sherlock to the beach. I don’t believe I’ve mentioned it, have I? It took an awful amount of persuasion, patience, and compromising but it was worth it.
My God, I told you to delete these. I thought I deleted these. I am furious.Come back to the flat, John.
I have a nice pot of tea waiting.
- SH
I deleted most of them, I swear! Just not these ones.
-JW
Good thing you didn’t delete them! Mummy would LOVE to see these, wouldn’t she, Sherlock?
M
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